Why does everybody flock to the stupid bulletins that say things like, "Your crush will realize they love you at midnight," "You true love will kiss you tomorrw at five o'clock,"

      or, "if you don't effin post this a naked ninja wearing a purple polka dotted apron around his neck will steal your pet beagle fluffy and skin him in your closet and then rape your mind by pulling off his thumb"

?????

      None of those bulletins have ever worked for me! Ask Courtney! She can attest to the number of bulletins I have posted that promised me that I would forever have the love of my life in my arms by reposting a list of people who type with their elbows!

GAAH!!

! Its the dumbest thing I ever heard of! Why would anyone besides me do this? I mean, the others SURLEY have a CHANCE with the one they like! So why do they post these stupid bulletins telling me that my mom is going to get hit by a car if I don't make sure everyone knows my personal secrets?

I want to go to my room and dig into the ten pounds of candy I bought.   And then I will pray for the stupid cows whose only accomplishments are to tell everyone how cool it is to tell others about the Grim Reaper.

Love,
Lindsay